(in response to this.)

Here is a list of reasons why:

• Brand New dresses better… like seriously, Cash Cash wears neon t-shirts and lycra pants and shit, c’mon.
• Brand New aren’t all carbon copies of Cobra Starship. They’re real people!
• Brand New aren’t midgets.
• Brand New just make good, honest music and it doesn’t make me want to stab myself in the ears. Cash Cash’s music is just weird and sounds like a unicorn vomiting.
• Cash Cash fans are really obnoxious and think they’re 1337 because they just graduated from the eighth grade.
• Brand New sings about stuff that everyone can relate to. Old, young, whatever.
• Cash Cash is boring and sounds like 297982347 other bands.
• Brand New fans are fun people!

Additionally,
+ Brand New never yelled at any of my friends in an alley for not liking their music. Guess who diiiiiiiiid!
+ Brand New plays their own instruments when they perform live. No one in Brand New plays an unplugged keytar or sings through a vocoder. Guess who dooooooooes!
+ Brand New never plastered neon zebra stripes all over any of their album covers and called it “art.” Guess who haaaaaaaaas!
+ Brand New never wrote a song called “Brand New”. Guess who has a song called “Cash Cash”!
+ Everyone in Brand New is a grown man who does not feel the need to hit on 14-16 year old impressionable girls every night. Guess which band can’t say the saaaaaame!
+ Brand New writes music because it’s what they love to do - they do it as a form of creative expression, not to capitalize on cheap trends and fake their way to the top. Anyone want to venture a guess on Cash Cash’s motives for being in a “band”?

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