Ms. Perky: So I hear you were terrorizing Mr. Morgan‘s class. Again.
Kat: Expressing my opinion is not a terrorist action.
Ms. Perky: The way you expressed your opinion to Bobby Ridgeway? By the way, his testicle retrieval operation went quite well, in case you’re interested.
Kat: I still maintain that he kicked himself in the balls.
Ms. Perky: The point is Kat… Cat! People perceive you as somewhat —
Kat: Tempestuous?
Ms. Perky: “Heinous bitch” is the term used most often.
[Flash 9 is required to listen to audio.]
Miley & Biggie - Party and Bullshit in the USA
Themesong of Rocktober. I tried really hard not to put this up, thinking I would get sick of it in no time. That did not happen.
this. is. amazing.
haven't done THIS in a while
- i am so so so happy with my life right now. i was walking back from class the other day and it just came over that i love my school and where i am in my life right now and wouldn’t want to be anywhere else. i don’t remember ever feeling like that EVER.
- i joined a sorority IF YOU HADN’T NOTICED BY NOW~ and i love it. it was a little awkward at first (because when is anything not awkward for me) but i’ve started to make really great relationships with a lot of the girls and i know now that i 1000% made the right decision when i picked alpha xi delta.
- boys act like they’re interested in me now? what. this is new. umm for now i’m just enjoying it/not taking advantage of it because i don’t want to be stuuuupid the end. itsreallyfuntocomparepastboystonewones.
- i haven’t had any time to look for new music in a long ass time. send suggestions my way please.
- speaking of no time for anything, i’ve been so busy every night lately and it’s great. yesterday was my first night with no plans to do anything in a while and it’s so nice to actually have stuff to do instead of just sitting around EVERY. SINGLE. NIGHT. except that’s what i’m doing now ahaha but it’s okay.
- hayride was such a success. such a success.
(via everythingharrypotter)
DAN RAD YOU JUST WON ME OVER WITH YOUR ARMS.
bryce arms.
nonononononono i hate you
I JUST RUINED HIM FOR YOU. ron is hotter anywayyyy
(via everythingharrypotter)
DAN RAD YOU JUST WON ME OVER WITH YOUR ARMS.
bryce arms.
the more i think about it, the more i realize that the relationship to my boner is a lot like the penultimate scene in The Lion King where Mufasa goes “Simba, this could all be yours” and i reply “fuuuuuuuuucking shiiiiiiiiiit shes wearing knee high sockkkkksssss”.
fuuuuuuuuuuuuuucking shiiiiiiiiiiiit he has a beeeeeeeeeeeardddddddd
J.D.: Just try and imagine what they’re going through. I mean, sometimes I think about what it’s gonna be like when you die.(source)
Turk: Because you think I’m going first due to my diabetes.
J.D.: Right. And where do we meet up in Heaven?
Turk:At the milkshake pool on the lesbian cloud!
J.D.: I’ll see you there, playah! I love religion. The point is, Turk, if someone tried to pull the plug on you without being totally honest with me, you know where they’d end up?
Turk: In Hell, watching ‘The View’!
J.D.: Next to the super high, unreachable cupcake table.
